Not Learning From Your Mistakes
Well, in that case, great job leading, jackass. Who the hell is running that place? How can this happen twice? They may be smart, but they're still monkeys, you idiots. There's no way on God's green earth that a fire alarm should be in a monkey enclosure anyways.
So a couple months ago, we decided to write an email to the President of Iran through his website. Anyways, after not receiving a response for a long time, we figured that we had been blown off. But then, just a few days ago, we received a reply to our email, which we originally wrote under the pseudonym "Kyle Donovan." Here is the email that we sent to, and the reply we received from, the office of the President of Iran:
Dear Mr. President,
I have two questions for you. 1. Were your comments regarding wiping Israel "off the map" taken out of context? 2. Do you have any other plans for changing women's rights in Iran? Thank you very much for your time.
Dear Kyle Donovan
We received your letter. Regarding your first question,we beg to inform you that the presidents views about zionist regime are reciting some historical facts and attracting the world s attention to their human responsibility for the oppressed people of palestine.Regarding your second question you can refer to the 9th government program reflected in the persian part of presidential site or in the following link http://www.president.ir/farsi/ahmadinejad/dolat9/09/
with regard The islamic Republic Of IRAN presidential Site
So, in our opinion, that's a pretty classy move on their part. They probably get hundreds of emails a day, and probably most of them are a lot more important than ours was. Let's be honest, we've been blown off by people a lot less important than the President of Iran (you know who you are, National Hot Dog and Sausage Council).
And, last but not least, one of our readers sent us this link, entitled "How Not To Release a Leopard." We feel it is pretty consistent with the theme of this post.