Shotgun Blast To Abdomen Just Pisses McCain Off Even More
Everybody knows John McCain is a maverick. But what you may not know is that John McCain is also a crappy pilot, accused of losing five Navy aircraft:
1960 - McCain crashes his plane into Corpus Christi Bay while practicing landings - he claims the engine quit on him. An investigation reveals no evidence of engine failure.
1961 - McCain admits to "clowning around" in his plane over Spain, crashing into power lines causing a blackout which left Spaniards without electricity.
1964 - McCain crashes a Navy training plane while flying solo on his way to a college football game in Philadelphia.
1967 - McCain's plane is destroyed in an explosion on the deck of an aircraft carrier.
1967 - McCain's plane is shot down over Hanoi; he is captured.
Let's consult with the experts:
Three mishaps are unusual," said Michael L. Barr, a former Air Force pilot with 137 combat missions in Vietnam and an internationally known aviation safety expert who teaches in USC's Aviation Safety and Security Program. "After the third accident, you would say: Is there a trend here in terms of his flying skills and his judgment?"
Jeremiah Pearson, a Navy officer who flew 400 missions over Vietnam without a mishap and later became the head of human spaceflight at NASA, said: "That's a lot. You don't want any. Maybe he was just unlucky."
"Unlucky"? That's a bit of a stretch, isn't it, Jeremiah?!?
If McCain was a raging bull as a pilot, as a debater he can only be referred to as a deer in the headlights:
And if McCain is a deer, that makes Sarah Palin a big lumbering dinosaur who seems to think that the great state of New Hampshire is located in the Northwest. God help us if these people get elected.