I'm Voting Republican

The rockets' red glare...

Do you want to know why HPO is voting Republican?

We are voting Republican because we really, really love bigoted WASP politicians who care more about lining their pockets than about the genuine good of their constituents.

We are voting Republican because we think it's a good idea to invest trillions of dollars in machines of destruction to bring pestilence and napalm fire to the entire globe.

We are voting Republican because we don't believe in infrastructure, mass transportation, alternative fuels, or educating the middle class.

We are voting Republican because Barry Obama really is a Muslim and a dunce and lacks character, experience, and decisiveness.