Star Quarterback Sports Man-Bag

Nice purse, Tom.

Before you start talking about how great the New England Patriots are, or how good-looking Gisele Bundndndndndchen is, or how "cool and composed" Tom Brady is, remember this one thing, people:

TOM BRADY WALKS AROUND WITH A PURSE!!!

If you want, you can click on the above photo to get a better look, or see more Brady-manbag pictures here, here, or here*

We don't care how hot his Brazilian super-model Victoria's Secret girl-friend is, he still walks around with a purse. Logically, we can only assume it is filled with hand lotion, lipstick, gummy bears, tampons, and Vagisil.

Get a room, fun-boy.

* This picture is actually Tom Brady walking around with a baby goat, not a man-purse. But it still proves our point.