Sunday, January 06, 2008

Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Problem


A pair of men from Louisiana are furious with a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet for overcharging them because of their huge size and massive eating ability.

Ricky Labit, and his cousin-in-law Michael Borrelli, were later banned from the Chinese buffet for eating many, many, many pounds of expensive dishes, like crab and frog's legs.

The owner of the Chinese restaurant, who speaks very limited English, allegedly called the 6-foot-3 265-pound Labit "fat."

Labit responded: "I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277."

Your logic makes sense, fat man. Keep on inhaling those pork chops, you degenerate tub of lard.


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