More Reasons To Hate Australia
Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.
The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.
The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.
"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
Elections are just around the corner in Australia, so maybe somebody will step into power and get rid of this ridiculous ban on bare-breasted beer-crushing. Hopefully. Please. God. Do something.
But, unfortunately, one of the leading candidates for Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd, finds himself in the middle of a scandal after television cameras caught him digging into his ear and eating his earwax.
The Washington Post called it "stomach churning." Fellow Australians are calling it "bloody disgusting." HPO is calling it another reason to hate Australia.
Here is the footage of the future leader of Australia eating his earwax, 6-year-old style: