The Black Hitler

Bold words, there.

Please, tells us, Dr. Muhammad, where exactly did you get your doctorate degree?

Johns Hopkins Medical School, perhaps? Maybe Stanford University?

Or perhaps from the inside of a Cracker Jack box? Maybe, Dr. Muhammad, just maybe, you found somebody else's degree during your daily rummaging through a dumpster looking for spare ribs and spark plugs, you bigoted, racist jack-ass.

The most likely scenario, however, is that your doctorate degree is nothing more than illegible pencil markings scribbled on the back of a Thunderbird wrapper, you sweaty, jive-talking, pork-chop-eating excuse for a preacher!

Now all we need is a White Farrakhan...