Does This Count As A Post?
A farmer in India began to get alarmed after his chickens started disappearing. But he became even more alarmed when he found out why they were disappearing. It turns out that a one-year-old baby cow (known to its friends as a calf) was eating the chickens in the morning for breakfast.
A baby cow waking up in the morning and eating live chickens. It sounds like something out of a Dolores Montenegro movie. But it's true. And, since cows are sacred in India, we're guessing that the carnivorous cow won't be getting the axe anytime soon.
The farmer's explanation was that the cow "was a tiger in his previous birth." Our explanation for his explanation is that the farmer needs to spend more time farming and less time eating peyote.
These ridiculous news stories are fun to laugh at, and they are always good for a joke. Monkeys, beer-throwing, dogs, ducks, and donkeys. Women who don't know they are pregnant. But in all seriousness, seeing these kinds of stories in the paper makes you wonder about the journalistic integrity of some of the major news publications.The janjaweed.
There are many, many newsworthy stories that get very little mention, if any at all. A very, very large amount of people are dying out there every single minute. We've ranted and raved about the horrible stuff that goes on in Iran, Iraq and Jaffna.
But what about all that violence in Sudan? What about the chaos in Eritrea? More importantly, before reading this, did you even know that Eritrea was a country?
Well, it is. It's in Africa.
They kidnap people out there, sometimes they even castrate them. That's kinda bad.