Monday, February 19, 2007

Take Him Down

Whenever aiming a heavy-caliber firearm at a live tiger, you should first check if there are any humans standing next to the tiger.
Some things, no matter how many times you read them, still don't make sense. It seems like the harder you try to use your intellect to comprehend the ridiculousness of it all, the more and more insane the whole thing starts to feel.
Take, for example, this amazingly ludicrous story from the town of Warsaw, Poland. Hell, we even talked to a few eyewitnesses who were there when it actually happened. But we still don't understand how you manage to shoot the vet before you shoot the tiger. We do, however, understand why the tiger wanted to escape. The conditions in which most Polish zoo animals live are quite atrocious.

We've been waiting for this for a long time.

The Simpsons Movie is coming out on July 27th, 2007. Mark it on your calendars.


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