Hello, Juggs

Most French women aren't this good-looking.

It is a well-known fact that Melissa Theuriau is hands-down the sexiest news-reporter-person in the world. Sure, there was some controversy back in 2005 about her overexposure in the media, but when the center of said conflict is Melissa, then these things seem to just get swept up under the rug and forgotten.

Until we found this:

Quick, somebody call Duane Chapman!!!

Now, there are some pretty incriminating pictures (despite the url, that link is SFW) of Melissa all over the internets. One of our fellow Hot Pipes, Koch, has always been behind Melissa 100%. He is certain that she is smoking flavored tobacco at some snazzy European hookah bar. But, we strongly doubt that. In fact, who is to say that the hookah she is smoking isn't filled to the brim with opium or cocaine? For all we know, she might even be under the dark spell of the yaaba. These days, you can never be too careful.

Especially when it comes to the Hawaiian Salt.

At any rate, you can still see some fine pictures which display her professionalism, passion for charity work, and natural journalistic talent (this one is NSFW).

Laugh it up.

Since Melissa seems to enjoy the freedoms of the beach so much, maybe she should move to Iran. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in his most recent insane tyrannical outburst, came up with the idea of creating an island just for women.

Hold on just a minute... When the Iranian President's Office emailed us back a few months ago, they assured us that steps were being taken towards equal rights for both men and women in Iran, and they even sent us a link to help explain everything. We don't read Farsi very well, but having to go to a private island just to take your head-scarf off in public doesn't seem very equal to us.