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Before we begin our ranting and raving, we'd like to again thank all of our readers for contributing with quality information for this post. And when we say quality information, we mean "things that are idiotic enough to be considered acceptable by the average reader of this site, whose IQ is equal to the average over-under line for an NFL game." Honorable mentions go out to the following HPO correspondants for helping with this post: Graham "Crackers" Stephen, Jelly "Girl's Name" Stacey, A.M. "my last name's Robinson, but I'm not black" Robinson, and the man known only as "The Blue Pig."
Our first entertaining find is a website called "Cats-that-look-like-Hitler-dot-com." If the name wasn't descriptive enough, we assure you that on this website, you will find many pictures of cats that look like Hitler. The picture above is the top-rated cat that looks like "he's going to get up and invade Poland."
But all jokes aside, we remind you all that Hitler was not a good man, and there is nothing funny about him at all... He was the cold-minded systematic architect of the murders of hundreds of thousands of innocent women and children. He was the devil. Which is also partly why we here at HPO bash men such as Fidel Castro and Evo Morales. Morales is one step away from Hugo Chavez, who is just one step away from al-Assad, who is one step away from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. These are evil, evil men who could potentially be the next Hitlers, and we feel it is our duty to expose these evil, tyrannical dictators (and all cats who look like them).
But, in all honesty, that's a pretty amusing idea for a website. It's a lot better than that site about cats in sinks, which in our humble opinion would be a lot better if it was about cats in toilets.
Get her motor running, and she could suck-start a leaf blower.
All-American Hot Pipe Dr. Hunter S. Thompson once said, "I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me." Well, a man known as the "Polish Borat" has taken this a step further, degenerating to random acts of sexual assault over in England. His defense, he claims, is that this sort of grab-assing is completely normal and wouldn't be considered disrespectful over in Poland.
Now, while it is a well known fact that Polish girls are the most beautiful in the world (Suck it, Nicaragua!), this type of raging perversion is probably a bad thing... But, then again, there are worse mistakes you can make (we're looking in your direction, Tennessee).