"Lou will have his say."

This could very well be the best video of all time. It has it all: A great Piniella tirade including a double base-toss, C.B. Bucknor taking it like an ump, A-Rod with highlights, the crowd going wild, "His head's turning red," the grounds crew clearing the infield, and Palmeiro making tender-assed hand-gestures with his sleazy porn stache in full bloom.

Nobody, and we mean nobody, on the face of this planet (and probably the Planet of the Apes too) throws a temper tantrum like Lou Piniella. And now, with him behind the wheel on the North Side, there should be plenty of chances.