Guess who's not getting laid tonight...
When playing a sport where balls are flying around all over the place at speeds of over 100 mph, injuries are not uncommon. But last Saturday night, Jay Gibbons of the Baltimore Orioles defied all odds by hitting a foul ball into the crowd that nailed his wife in the rib.
There were 21,980 people in attendance for that game, and Gibbons somehow hits his wife. Figure that out. And, even better, it turns out that Gibbons had been complaining that the wire screen behind home plate was too small for a couple years now.
"It's either come to the game and play Russian Roulette with your 3-year-old or stay home," Gibbons said. "That's what we're dealing with. Or move the family section, but then you've got other fans that are endangered... I had an usher take one for my wife the other day."
Knowing the irrational senselessness that dictates the thoughts of an upset lady, Mrs. Gibbons probably gave Jay an earful of womanly jibba-jabba when he got home.
When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you gotta do is stop digging.