Friday, August 11, 2006

Santa Clause, Indiana: Revisited

Machu Picchu.
That whole lot of jiggly woman in the picture above is Krista Guterman, a 19-year old from Long Island. Sadly, this young woman's name is currently all over the press because of her affair with pro baseball player (and scumbuncher extraordinaire) Paul Lo Duca. Lo Duca, previously considered a class act by fans, players, and media alike, is now facing a divorce request from his wife, reports of a massive gambling addiction, and is being called a "scumbag" by this beautiful teenage woman.

We looked for the sleaziest Lo Duca picture we could find.
After looking at that Lo Duca portrait, it's hard to believe nobody saw this coming! The child-molester moustache should have been a dead giveaway. By the way, a big thank you goes out to Adam down at The Hater Nation for finding this great story.
So apparently, first Lo Duca's wife (Sonia) accused him of "spending too much time at the track." Then, to get back at her, Lo Duca revealed that Sonia was not only in a Playboy cyber shoot, but also in some "dirty, dirty" videos. They have the pics at The Wade Blogs (NSFW). So, then it comes out that Lo Duca has been banging this teenager (to use the parlance of our times) and now Krista is all over the news.
The saddest thing about all this is the sell-out job by 19-year-old Krista and her unnamed friend in this article. Judging from the large amount of direct quotations and first-hand corroborations from the two young women in that article, it seems to me that the media got a hold of them and milked the teenagers for all they were worth. And they liked the spotlight, spilling the beans for a shot at temporary front-page stardom. Now, they are wallowing in their own crapulence.
The flavor of the month.
Another case of beauty winning over common sense, of spotlight-whoring at its most helpless and depraved. Add another notch to Krista's belt. She has earned the honor of being known as "that hot chick that Lo Duca screwed." The girl quoted Robbie Williams on her webpage, for Christ's sake!
A sad state of affairs.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what's gotten into everyone - the teen chick is not hot. Lo Duca's love for horses seems to have carried over to the facial structure of human women.

That horse faced broad gets the gas face. Brrrrahhwww

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