Pan-Kun's Banana
Pan-Kun didn't think it was very funny.
In the newest video we have found, thanks to those no-good Communist jagbags down at youtube, Pan-Kun is the victim of a crude practical joke. In true Japanese fashion, his banana is cruelly taken away from him. But, being a chimp of above-average intellect and hardened moral character, Pan-Kun decides to say "fuck it" and proceeds to rip apart the top of the shoddily-made Japanese table and reclaim his banana by force.
posted by Ross McLochness at 3:38 AM
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Fuck those fuckers for fucking with my main man Pan. You can see it in his eyes how he's getting burned out from all this cockamamie bullshit.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
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