Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Pan-Kun's Banana

Pan-Kun didn't think it was very funny.

In the newest video we have found, thanks to those no-good Communist jagbags down at youtube, Pan-Kun is the victim of a crude practical joke. In true Japanese fashion, his banana is cruelly taken away from him. But, being a chimp of above-average intellect and hardened moral character, Pan-Kun decides to say "fuck it" and proceeds to rip apart the top of the shoddily-made Japanese table and reclaim his banana by force.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck those fuckers for fucking with my main man Pan. You can see it in his eyes how he's getting burned out from all this cockamamie bullshit.

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

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