Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Back to the Frying Pan

What do you get when you mix grass-roots politics with anti-Semitism?

Yup, that's right, you guessed it. Our favorite Islamic hot-head, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (first time we've ever spelled that right without checking), made a historic appearance in the Iranian countryside yesterday. Having the testicular fortitude to ride around in an open car, the Iranian president showed a rare side, by giving a fiery speech in front of thousands of supporters.

As reported by our favorite newspaper, Mahmoud's popularity in the country is very high, but the middle class and the students criticize him for his mis-handling of the economy, his questionable foreign policy ("wiping out Israel"), and accuse him of using Iran's right to nuclear development as a propaganda machine to mask the country's true problems.

Also, HPO has learned that unconfirmed reports of Ahmadinejad carrying a manpurse have surfaced, which would make him gayer than Colin Farrell in Alexander.


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