Vote For Manny

Manny loves the outdoors.

Thank you, Manny (Manny Ramirez, not to be confused with Manny the Dog). Thank you for thrilling us with your cat-like speed and reflexes, your power and grace, and your slapstick antics.

"3 o'clock, Clemens! Under the old willow, by the bike racks! I'll be waiting for you!!!"

When our fellow Illinoisians over at deadspin found this the other day, the entire HPO staff was laughing for hours. This is aptly titled, "Manny being Manny." He deserves some kind of award for that. A Pulitzer Prize, a Grammy, anything.

Mrs. Manny (on the right) ain't too bad herself.