White Sox, White House

Sadly, Willie Harris is the smartest man in this photo.

In a star-spangled, all-American celebration, the World Champion White Sox were invited to the White House to meet the President, tour his famous home, and act like a real championship baseball team. But why is Paul Konerko making that face? What is he thinking?

Nice neck-warmer, Pierzynski.

I heard he set off a couple alarms with that thing. The Secret Service thought that the Canadians were trying to burn down the White House. Again.

Jermain Dye and Dubya share a laugh at Konerko's Jewish joke.

I don't know if I like the fact that Dubya gets his own Sox jersey. The man is hated by 99% of all people outside of the Bible Belt, and now he's sporting our gear. Not happy.

Not happy at all.