Tuscon Photo Journal
Now he's playing for the White Elephants.
Ken Macha loves his new lineup. He claims that each team "is a contender in February."
By the way, let's congratulate Billy Beane on picking up Frank the Tank, whom Billy calls "the ultimate Moneyball player." Good work, Beane. Your team consists of Milton Bradley, Jason Kendall, Eric Chavez, and a bunch of high school pitchers.
And Barry Zito.
Billy Beane, you are a true genius.Fastball, curveball, changeup: she no speak english.
We like his 94 mph cheese. His change ain't too bad, either. But, he's only good enough to be the number 5 starter in the White Sox rotation, behind John "Judy" Garland. Maybe it's his shoddy mechanics.
Which means forget about opening day, Javy. Your first start will be against some bush-league belly-itcher.
Of course it isn't.