"The world is round? Says who? I'll believe it when I go up into outer space and see it."
He actually said that, no joke!
Welcome to Seattle, Carl.
That makes 8 teams for you, you know.
"8 teams doesn't bother me," said Carl the other day. "That means I'm wanted."
Sure thing, Carl. You hit the nail on the head, as usual.
I mean, Carl Everett's always right.
Says Ryan Dempster, "Carl Everett is the best player in the major leagues. Just ask Carl Everett."
Our favorite Carl quote:
"Clearly, The Phantom Menace was the best of the six Star Wars films. All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets."