Clinton Portis

Dr. I Don't Know

While we can no longer enjoy CP's weekly freakshow during which he puzzled reporters, stunned teammates, pleased the public, and turned his press conferences into a mockery, he has published a timeline of his characters on his official website.

How can you not love it? His farcical displays made Thursday my favorite day of the week.

In case you missed it, all of his Thursday press conferences can be watched on redskins.com TV on the Washington Redskin's official website.